英语笑话

英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!

【英语笑话】Creative

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书,职位要求) . Asked about additional sch...

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【英语笑话】Paddy

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Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of Paddy, and loved mightily...

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【英语笑话】What’s your name?

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

What’s your name? A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. He had never seen them before,so he beg...

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【英语笑话】One real man

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One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had a...

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【英语笑话】A New Employee

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. What is the meaning...

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【英语笑话】Visual training

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Visual Training The squad(班,小队) were having “visual training”. One smart recruit(新兵,招募) was asked by the officer to count how ma...

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【英语笑话】The mean man’s party

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

The Mean Man’s Party The notorious(声名狼藉的,臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find h...

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【英语笑话】I Could Do It Slower

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I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes...

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【英语笑话】I have no cavities

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A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,”Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. ” His mom stared at him wide-eyed a...

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【英语笑话】Friend for Dinner

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Friend for Dinner Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven...

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【英语笑话】The Choice of Word

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. S...

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【英语笑话】A blind date

张天爱 发布于 2018-11-21

After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secr...

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【英语笑话】I’ll See to the Rest

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A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another p...

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【英语笑话】Beware of Dog!

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As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Insi...

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【英语笑话】Mental deficiency

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“Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” Bob asked …”how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears complete...

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