英语笑话

英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!

【英语笑话】An Unwelcome Honor

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, “I have some good news and some bad news for you.”   Then Mr. John...

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【英语笑话】A Smugglar

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry(哨兵) . When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surpris...

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【英语笑话】Sleeping Pills

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.   Sunday night...

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【英语笑话】Who Is This

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated...

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【英语笑话】One Point

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the cente...

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【英语笑话】Ground Rules

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll(滑稽的) sense of humor. Explaining ...

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【英语笑话】Caught stealing

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I k...

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【英语笑话】Warning

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to cal...

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【英语笑话】Money and friends

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?   B: Friends, of course.   A: Why?   B: I can always borrow money from friends.   甲:你...

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【英语笑话】Much Worse

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Policeman: Why didn’t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?   Man: If I had opened my mouth, they’d have found ...

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【英语笑话】A Question

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?   Student: What’s the name of this course?   教授:在开始考试之前,还有什么问题吗?   ...

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【英语笑话】Alexander the Great

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation(背诵,朗诵) , and the doctor, somewhat nettled(刺激,惹恼) , said: Landon, you don’t s...

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【英语笑话】Saving Lives

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly compl...

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【英语笑话】Ashamed Soldier

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything e...

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【英语笑话】The Best Stimulant

张天爱 发布于 2019-04-13

A patient said to his doctor, “Doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly sti...

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