英语笑话

英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!

【英语笑话】Looking for a Cashier

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, “Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier,”...

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【英语笑话】Early Big Shopping

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, “What is the crime you have committed?”   The offender sai...

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【英语笑话】Good News and Bad News

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: “My men, I have some good...

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【英语笑话】Is He Really ill

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.   ”Give the poor man a gl...

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【英语笑话】A smart horse

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾驰,飞奔) five miles to the nearest...

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【英语笑话】Doctor’s Orders

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

Brown: I’m sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?   Jack: Yes. I’m having three baths a day.   Brown: What for?  ...

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【英语笑话】Did your dad help you?

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

One day, Tim’s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and...

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【英语笑话】Letter of Recommendation

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. “Since I’ve been with the firm for so l...

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【英语笑话】Rope or Ox?

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: “I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I wa...

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【英语笑话】Do You Know My Work

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One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.   Two men stood outside and looked at t...

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【英语笑话】Good wishes

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.   I certainly do, said the teacher, and you...

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【英语笑话】He Swore to Die

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.   She refused him.   Sixty years later, he died.   如果你不答应嫁给我,他发誓,我就要去死。   她拒绝了他。   六十年后,他死...

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【英语笑话】Big Head

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“All the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, “They say I have a big head.”   ”Don’t liste...

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【英语笑话】Difference

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering cour...

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【英语笑话】Such a Long Dog

张天爱 发布于 2019-01-17

Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind ...

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