英语笑话

英语笑话是指以一句英文短语或一个英文故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑,或是产生幽默感,笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言,笑话是一种艺术方法,用这种方法造成以笑为艺术手段的文学艺术作品。幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!

【英语笑话】All I do is pay

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

All I do is pay “My family is just like a nation,” Mr. Brown told his colleague. “My wife is the minister of finance, my m...

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【英语笑话】The Looney Bin

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!”Another one said, “How do you know?&...

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【英语笑话】To Buy a Video

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. “I’m afraid we can’t afford one,” sighed his mother. But o...

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【英语笑话】Who do you think you are?

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowd...

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【英语笑话】Correct

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Correct Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don’t know… Teacher: Correct. 很对 教师:吉...

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【英语笑话】I’m a scumbag

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, “All Lawyers are scumbags”. Another drunk stands up and yells, “Hey, I rese...

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【英语笑话】Boxing and Running

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my b...

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【英语笑话】Make your fortune

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Make your fortune “How did you make your fortune?” “I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the expe...

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【英语笑话】The Fourth Element

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and… and … Teacher: And what? Just t...

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【英语笑话】Englishman

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Englishman Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass o...

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【英语笑话】I didn’t notice the other

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: W...

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【英语笑话】How to Become Rich

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don’t give me a nickel I’ll tell my father.Sister’s boyfriend: ...

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【英语笑话】what do I get?

张天爱 发布于 2018-09-16

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again...

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【英语笑话】A Small Boy and a Donkey

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A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年,小伙子) . What are you holdin...

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